Dancing With the Stars: Ballroom Buns & Abs

Dancing With the Stars: Ballroom Buns & Abs

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Dancing with The An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novella [Kindle Edition]

Dancing with The  An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novella [Kindle Edition]

Dancing with The  An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novella [Kindle Edition]

Dancing with The  An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novella [Kindle Edition]

I don't even know where to start on how terrible this novella was. Once I got going I didn't know when to stop.

First was the endless paragraphs describing what characters looked like that were nearly identical to every other description of them we've gotten since they were introduced in the series. We get it, Nathaniel has long, long hair and lavender eyes, Micah is short with curly hair and a triangle face. Make a character list with a 1-2 sentence description of each one to put at the end of each book, problem solved in case people haven't read any other books in the series.

Then is the fact that because Monica is out of town for a week at a conference, she's left Matthew with Jean-Claude, Anita and company. Why would you leave your child in the care of someone that can't even remember to eat so as not to have ardeur problems while investigating murders? Not to mention, why is it appropriate to talk about the fact that you met Anita after nearly being killed by a trick and that you spent years trying to get in her pants in front of a 4 year old?


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Dancing with The  An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novella [Kindle Edition]